Worst Edit Ideas — Page 15

Vladius said:
Edit each of the extended Lord of the Rings movies into their respective three hour epic.

Quiet, you! :p

Have Anakin lay down Youngling Traps around the Jedi Temple.

baited with holograms of their parents.

*actually that could have been a cool idea in a different kind of Star Wars film*

Harmy said:

Vladius said:

Edit each of the extended Lord of the Rings movies into their respective three hour epic.

If you mean to re-edit the LOTR EEs back into the theatrical versions, then that would actually be a great idea in case of FOTR, because the theatrical version has a badly DVNRed older master for Blu-Ray, so a colour corrected original version of FOTR using the EE Blu-Ray would be something I'd be very interested in actually ;-)

The idea is that there's a lot of edit ideas on here and FE for every kind of movie imaginable that boil down to that pitch: "Editing all of the _________ movies into one 3/4/5 hour epic." LOTR is already 3 hours long for each movie, already has its own extended edition, and some have already edited it into smaller blocks or purist versions.
The only logical thing left is to edit the smaller chunks of extended editions into three hour epics. :D

Vladius said:

Harmy said:

Vladius said:

Edit each of the extended Lord of the Rings movies into their respective three hour epic.

If you mean to re-edit the LOTR EEs back into the theatrical versions, then that would actually be a great idea in case of FOTR, because the theatrical version has a badly DVNRed older master for Blu-Ray, so a colour corrected original version of FOTR using the EE Blu-Ray would be something I'd be very interested in actually ;-)

The idea is that there's a lot of edit ideas on here and FE for every kind of movie imaginable that boil down to that pitch: "Editing all of the _________ movies into one 3/4/5 hour epic." LOTR is already 3 hours long for each movie, already has its own extended edition, and some have already edited it into smaller blocks or purist versions.
The only logical thing left is to edit the smaller chunks of extended editions into three hour epics. :D

^This (only with dialogue sampled from The Star Warses).

I think Darth Vader should yell "Nooooooooooooooooo" a lot in the OT.

The Death Star blows up.  Vader in his spiraling fighter:   "NOoooooooooooo!"

Millennium Falcon jumps to warp, just escaping the Empire's grasp off Bespin:  "Nooooooooooo!"

Vader can't find Obiwan's body after the killing blow.   "Noooooooooooooo!"

Luke lets go and falls down the chute at Cloud City, foiling Vader's plan to convert him to evil.  "Nooooooooooooo!"

Tarkin orders Vader to stop choking Ozzel.   Would our antihero really say "As you wish"?  On the contrary:  "Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Replace Alec Guiness with Ewan McGregor in Empire and Jedi. Replace Yoda's ghost with an extremely young version of himself. Add the entire Jedi council to Jedi's ending.

We need some cool stuff for the 3D release. Like people throwing lightsabers at the camera for no reason.

^LOL.  Very good!

Redub the Yavin Battle so when they mention Wedge by name, they actually say, "Wedgie," when they Say "Porkins," they actually say, "Pork Boy," and when they say "Biggs," they actually say, "Bugs."  Every time this happens, all the pilots snicker like 4th graders.

Put Captain Solo in the Cargo Hold said:

Replace Alec Guiness with Ewan McGregor in Empire and Jedi. Replace Yoda's ghost with an extremely young version of himself. Add the entire Jedi council to Jedi's ending.

I'm sure this will be on the next release. :-(

Show the night where Luke and Leia are conceived. Anakin cries in bed, and Padme just ends up going downstairs to watch Sex and the City in disappointment. R2 sees the whole thing.

MrInsaneA said:

R2 sees the whole thing.

Before Anakin brutally murders the younglings, the most innocent sounding of all the children says "I gawt a bad feerin' aboud dis." 

If Han really loves Leia, his beating heart should be seen thru the carbonite.  or at least a sound effect.

none said:

If Han really loves Leia, his beating heart should be seen thru the carbonite.  or at least a sound effect.

Even better.....Carbonite erection.

.....I immediately regret typing that.

Monroville said:

Puggo - Jar Jar's Yoda said:

How about at the end of ROTJ, when Anakin's mask is off, he says "Yessss!!"

You mean like this?:

YES MAN, starring Darth Vader

Lum the Insatiable said:

 

I think Darth Vader should yell "Nooooooooooooooooo" a lot in the OT.

The Death Star blows up.  Vader in his spiraling fighter:   "NOoooooooooooo!"

Millennium Falcon jumps to warp, just escaping the Empire's grasp off Bespin:  "Nooooooooooo!"

Vader can't find Obiwan's body after the killing blow.   "Noooooooooooooo!"

Luke lets go and falls down the chute at Cloud City, foiling Vader's plan to convert him to evil.  "Nooooooooooooo!"

Tarkin orders Vader to stop choking Ozzel.   Would our antihero really say "As you wish"?  On the contrary:  "Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"

I think this would be fairly easy to do, as opposed to a lot of the other ideas on here.  C'mon guys, what are the worst edit ideas that could actually be done?

Star Wars: The Musical? Everyone is redubbed so they sing their lines, in sync with the music? Actually, that would be awesome.

timdiggerm said:

Make a really ridiculous and hilarious edit of Ep1

Never release it