^ LOL. Those were fun. I actually didn't expect any responses in this thread besides maybe a Frink poke-fun post, but even that was remarkably on-topic. More OT themed submissions welcome.

You're on a highway of information where the potholes are digital demons. You brake for an animal. It's a cat, presumptuous over the matter of a cheeseburger. You check your computer's centre console for change; there's no exit before the toll booth ahead, and your subscription is due for that other gateway... The Scary Door.

Consider, if you will, a phone booth in a land of imagination. A man disappears while talking into a shoe. You will notice it is bigger on the inside, where you find the empty suit and attached press credentials of a Mr. Kent; age: 73. You ask for a doctor but the operator connects you to... The Scary Door.