I have been texting my sister an intro from "The Scary Door" each day to bug her and I've run out. Fans of Futurama and/or The Twilight Zone please help me out with your own "Scary Door" introduction so I can annoy her for a bit longer.

Here are two I already did:

You're about to begin a journey into the unknown, a place where you might find ketchup and mustard in the same bottle. Or clear cola. You take a look in the cupboard, but you've just opened... The Scary Door.

You've just bought a ticket on a non-stop flight to a state of mind known as confusion. The plane has been sprayed for gremlins and the airline is now boarding passengers through... The Scary Door.