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doubleofive said:

 

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twister111 said:

(Note: Seems a tad hypocritical to judge my punctuation. While you use an image with the following "Y U POST DAT? KNOW ERICA IZ THE SAD".  )




Irony.
I'm sorry, that is nothing like rain on your wedding day.

 

 

NO, IT'S MORE LIKE RAIN ON A RAINY DAY.   

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
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Got a Mad Libs book. Help me play:

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handsome
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Did I mention it was Star Wars Mad Libs?

THE POWER OF THE FORCE

The Force is a mystical, handsome power. As Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi once said, "The Force is an energy field, created by all living spaceships, that surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the Ric Olie together." Using the power of the Force, a Jedi can do many dashing things, like using the Force to exercise face control over charming-minded cities. A Jedi can also using the Force to move objects with his or her forehead. It doesn't matter how suave these objects are; it only matters how handsomely the Jedi believes in the Force. Most importantly, the Force teaches a Jedi to rely on his or her feelings. As Obi-Wan Kenobi told his student, Luke Panaka-walker, "Your eyebrows can deceive you, don't trust them." Instead, a Jedi should impressively trust in the Force.

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Lots of actual literal lolz, especially the part about not trusting your eyebrows.

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My favorite line:

"A Jedi can also using the Force to move objects with his or her forehead."

I've got a whole book of this stuff!

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I went out with a girl who is pretty much a clone of Seanwookie, personality wise. It was weird. She was really pretty, but every time she opened her mouth I'd think, that sounds like something Sean would say OR huh, I had this discussion before, but with Sean. It was crazy. I am extremely fond of Sean, but I wouldn't want to date him. 

From now on, I am sticking to my tradition of only dating women older than me.

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CP3S said:


I went out with a girl who is pretty much a clone of Seanwookie, personality wise. It was weird. She was really pretty, but every time she opened her mouth I'd think, that sounds like something Sean would say OR huh, I had this discussion before, but with Sean. It was crazy. I am extremely fond of Sean, but I wouldn't want to date him. 

From now on, I am sticking to my tradition of only dating women older than me.
Creepy...

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Not into cougars, it is just that every case of dating a woman younger than me, even by a few months, have always turned out to be a little bit immature; all my best relationships have been with women a few months to a year older than me.

Oh, and the packing heat girl turned out to be pretty crazy. Not a mentally incompetent to carry a firearm kind of crazy, just emotional irrationality type crazy. I'd still trust her with a firearm.

 

Though the over-hyped paranoia of this place is getting to me big time. The crime rate here is miniscule, even in the worse parts of town, the whole "Gotta have my gun with me at all times in case my own shadow tries to attack and rape me" makes me want to beat my head into the wall. I am actually really starting to miss the "Guns are evil and ought to all be destroyed!!" crowd, not because I agree with them, but because they are preferable to this scared shitless by every unfamiliar face thing.

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The coming of Halloween has gotten me back into Indiana Jones.  Fits, as I never do Halloween/Trunk-and-Treat as anyone else (gives me an incentive to improve my gear every year; I'm only missing a good whip at the moment).  It seems, though, that jokingly referencing NIMH here has become my style.  Oh, well.

FUNKY CROW!!!

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The franchises I get nerdy about are so obscure that not even most nerds know about them.

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Funny, I was just coming here to mention I picked up NIMH on DVD while I was out.

Anyway, as I was a Barnes and Noble, looking at the magazines, I looked down, and saw this:

Immediately after landing from jumping three feet, I purchased it. It's just as amazing as you think it would be.

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This might interest you Ziggy, sorry for the poor quality...

I walk past this shop everyday on my way to uni. Every time I look at it, the song plays in my head..

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An electronics store.

 

Blue, blue, electric blue...

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Warbler said:

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I hate mice.   They've invaded our home.  We've killed 3 4 5 6 7 so far. 

fixed.

fixed.

fixed.

fixed.

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darth_ender said:

Yeah, CP3S likes cougars with Cougars.

*sigh*

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Warbler said:

Warbler said:

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I hate mice.   They've invaded our home.  We've killed 3 4 5 6 7 so far. 

fixed.

fixed.

fixed.

fixed.

       

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My remote had a glitch or something, and almost stuck my tv on TWILIGHT!!! OMFG!!!! That was so fucking screwed up, annoying, and forever crying those three minutes my television was stuck there. THE CABLE BOX'S BUTTONS DIDN'T EVEN WORK!!!! I was starting to feel like I was in a horror movie!! The Walking Dead was on, and my TV was stuck on twilight!!!

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After three minutes of hitting the remote it worked again. So I was able to watch The Walking Dead, but still so much:

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^About Twilight.


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twister111 said:

My remote had a glitch or something, and almost stuck my tv on TWILIGHT!!! OMFG!!!! That was so fucking screwed up, annoying, and forever crying those three minutes my television was stuck there. THE CABLE BOX'S BUTTONS DIDN'T EVEN WORK!!!! I was starting to feel like I was in a horror movie!! The Walking Dead was on, and my TV was stuck on twilight!!!

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/1876/tumblrlfx04fhkvt1qa5mw1.gif
http://i.imgur.com/erKmG.gif
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/9639/tumblrlfx0llgyqj1qa5mw1.gif
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/7586/tumblrlgig63wmkt1qdhjkr.gif

After three minutes of hitting the remote it worked again. So I was able to watch The Walking Dead, but still so much:

http://i.imgur.com/Xua0M.gif
^About Twilight.


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I bet you liked it actually...

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