TV's Frink said:
I thought he was named "Jim."
No, his name is Steve and the stories of his glory have been told in the films of American football for decades. A statue in his image was erected and displayed in the halls of fame for all to see. For he was the leader of men, defending the ancient city of Saint Francis from the Raiders of Oakland, the Cowboys of Dallas, and the mighty Sodomites of Green Bay (called Packers).