Hi, my name is darth_ender, and I like walks on the beach, especially when the sun is setting. I need someone sensitive, but not afraid to be strong when necessary. I'm looking for a committed person, so if you're looking for one person who speaks all those languages or lots of different people, it could make a difference in how willing I am to go to lunch with you.

Oh, wait, I thought this was the romance section of the online classifieds. I speak Spanish pretty well, but you're probably looking for someone more fluent than I.

Sorry, I just couldn't pass up such an easy joke. :)