Lets talk sex - Original Trilogy

Author: HotRod
Time: 9-Jul-2004 2:24 PM
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I fucking love blow jobs........

Dunno why?!

I love em!!!

No offence

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Author: ricarleite
Time: 9-Jul-2004 4:23 PM
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Wait a second, what's that smell? Can't you feel it? That strong smell coming from the above post? Hmn, yes, I've smelled this before, what is it? Is it gas? No, that's not it... Oil? No... Some sort of alcohol, nope... Oh, it's DEAD THREAD smell!

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Author: Luke Skywalker
Time: 10-Jul-2004 9:25 AM
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lol!!
ya im guessing dead thread..

"Never. I'll never turn to the darkside. You've failed your highness. I am a jedi, like my father before me."

Author: Hal 9000
Time: 10-Jul-2004 9:52 AM
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Yes... let's talk about blow jobs on a Star Wars forum.

Maybe that'll help out social lives.

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Author: HotRod
Time: 11-Jul-2004 12:39 AM
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Why not!??!

I'm sure Padme went down on Anakin

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Author: ricarleite
Time: 11-Jul-2004 10:24 AM
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Aww Jesus Christ, I didn't have to know that.

You know, this just hit me: Luke Skywalker gets to be a virgin until he's about 30, right? And Obi-Wan, and Qui-Gonn, and Yoda, and Mace Windu, technically, they all are forbiden to have sex... And Yoda seemed to have too many young students around him...

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Author: Bossk
Time: 12-Jul-2004 5:19 AM
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At least I wasn't the first to think it...

DEAD THREAD... YOU ALL KNOW THE REST

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Author: Galahad_Skywalker
Time: 12-Jul-2004 5:45 AM
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
Aww Jesus Christ, I didn't have to know that.

You know, this just hit me: Luke Skywalker gets to be a virgin until he's about 30, right? And Obi-Wan, and Qui-Gonn, and Yoda, and Mace Windu, technically, they all are forbiden to have sex... And Yoda seemed to have too many young students around him...

You haven't happened to see Chappelle's Show, have you, Ric? Chappelle does a whole sketch about the Jedi Master sex abuse scandal. It's set up like an in-depth news report, with an interview with Darth Vader about the abuse he suffered (his face is darkened for anonymity). Best line in the sketch is delivered by Yoda when he and Qui-Gon are caught on tape doing crack and talking about the padawans: 'Good blow, this is.' Just by watching it, you could tell that Dave Chappelle is a Star Wars fan.

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Author: ricarleite
Time: 12-Jul-2004 7:31 AM
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LOL...

Sorry but I have no idea who Chapelle is.

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Author: sean wookie
Time: 12-Jul-2004 7:44 AM
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i dont remeber that one

Author: Galahad_Skywalker
Time: 12-Jul-2004 8:32 AM
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Dave Chappelle is a black American comedian who has a show on Comedy Central that has gained a massive audience here in the US, mainly because he's irreverent and will push the racial envelope as far as he can. Most people here know him for the line, 'I'm Rick James, bitch!,' which was only developed in an episode this past winter. This sketch is from the first season, which I have on DVD, and if I could put it up for people to see, I would, because it's absolutetly hysterical how Chappelle takes the whole Catholic priest sex abuse scandal and turns it into a Jedi scandal.

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Author: Bossk
Time: 12-Jul-2004 8:44 AM
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You may also know Chappelle from his role as Conspiracy Brother in Undercover Brother.

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Author: Galahad_Skywalker
Time: 12-Jul-2004 3:07 PM
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Or from Half-Baked, about three roommates that sell stolen pot to post bail for their other roommate, who got thrown in jail. I still haven't seen it, but after Chappelle's Show, I want to.

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Author: sean wookie
Time: 12-Jul-2004 3:42 PM
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me too

Author: starkiller
Time: 13-Jul-2004 5:11 AM
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Dave Chapelle was also in Mel Brooks' Robin Hood: Men in Tights.

He played Achoo, Robin Hood's sidekick and future Sheriff of Rottingham ("And why not. It worked in Blazing Saddles.")

Author: Bossk
Time: 13-Jul-2004 6:36 AM
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I didn't realize Chappelle had been acting that long.

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Author: sean wookie
Time: 13-Jul-2004 11:35 AM
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yeah as soon as i seen him i thought of him as achoo

Author: Galahad_Skywalker
Time: 13-Jul-2004 4:38 PM
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I remembered him in Men In Tights, but I didn't realize who he was until his show started.

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Author: sean wookie
Time: 21-Jul-2004 12:36 PM
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he was also in blue streak

Author: snooy47
Time: 22-Jul-2004 2:05 AM
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Hehehehe ... I somehow knew this thread wasn't going to be Sex related ... on a Star Wars forum ... full of SW Nerds (like me

)

Anyway ... I seem to remember a MP3 file floating on the internet with Vader saying: "Play with my lightsaber. Rotate my planets"

Yoda was in it too ... anyone know ?

I'll go google ... perhaps I'll find it.

Author: Galahad_Skywalker
Time: 24-Jul-2004 5:58 AM
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Originally posted by: snooy47
Hehehehe ... I somehow knew this thread wasn't going to be Sex related ... on a Star Wars forum ... full of SW Nerds (like me )

Anyway ... I seem to remember a MP3 file floating on the internet with Vader saying: "Play with my lightsaber. Rotate my planets"

Yoda was in it too ... anyone know ?

I'll go google ... perhaps I'll find it.

Well, it did start out sex-related, but some of us changed its course, probably for the better, too...I don't know, a thread about blow jobs isn't exactly what I like to read when I check out the forums.

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Author: StarTrooper3000
Time: 25-Jul-2004 1:51 PM
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Ok ok ok ok ok ok ok....WTF IS THIS THREAD DOING HERE?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I remember a thread about flaky crap on this guy's penis, that was bad, but damn man, WTF??????

I just hate stupid people.

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Author: sean wookie
Time: 28-Jul-2004 9:53 AM
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Originally posted by: snooy47
Hehehehe ... I somehow knew this thread wasn't going to be Sex related ... on a Star Wars forum ... full of SW Nerds (like me )

Anyway ... I seem to remember a MP3 file floating on the internet with Vader saying: "Play with my lightsaber. Rotate my planets"

Yoda was in it too ... anyone know ?

I'll go google ... perhaps I'll find it.

lol