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Originally posted by: ricarleite
Aww Jesus Christ, I didn't have to know that.
You know, this just hit me: Luke Skywalker gets to be a virgin until he's about 30, right? And Obi-Wan, and Qui-Gonn, and Yoda, and Mace Windu, technically, they all are forbiden to have sex... And Yoda seemed to have too many young students around him...
You haven't happened to see Chappelle's Show, have you, Ric? Chappelle does a whole sketch about the Jedi Master sex abuse scandal. It's set up like an in-depth news report, with an interview with Darth Vader about the abuse he suffered (his face is darkened for anonymity). Best line in the sketch is delivered by Yoda when he and Qui-Gon are caught on tape doing crack and talking about the padawans: 'Good blow, this is.' Just by watching it, you could tell that Dave Chappelle is a Star Wars fan.