I think he should start selling official Mike Verta pre-worn socks, like how schoolgirls in Japan sometimes sell their used panties. I can imagine Frink balls deep in a pile of those things.
If he's not going to sell any (which I would totally understand) he should at least give us a couple pictures of the ones he's wearing right now. He could at least have the decency to tickle our asses with a feather like he's been doing all along.