The finale of Doctor Who didn't quite win the prize for 'worst thing I've ever seen', but it sure as hell made the list of contenders.
Really? The time-constant of the universe can be fooled just by shrinking yourself and dressing up in a mechanical suit? How the crap does that make any sense at all? Never mind the fact that there was actually a duplicate of the Doctor earlier in the year who they could have had take his place! But silly me, what do I know, why bother to have things fit together logically when you can just string along a bunch of incoherent nonsense to make people think you're a clever writer!
And seriously, River Song. You suck. You're a useless piece of trash so convinced of your own importance you can't see that there's not a single redeeming quality anywhere in your entire character. Willing to destroy the entire universe just because you wuv the Doctor so so much? Fuck you, you stupid pathetic piece of shit! That 'wedding' scene made me feel ill just watching it, and if I could create cracks in the universe myself I'd make sure she was the first thing that went in, so she'd never exist.
Hell, I'm actually glad they're taking time off from the show, because maybe this way when it comes back they'll be able to come up with something that doesn't make me want to kick them in the nuts. It's even more of a shame since, unlike last year, the middle episodes of this series were actually pretty good.
Good grief, what a bunch of bollocks.