How about we do it? Anyone here is into low budget flim making? A movie student perhaps? We could get a Michael Moore look-alike and a George Lucas look-alike, and he goes to Lucas home:

Over the intercom:
"Hi, this is Michael Moore, I'm doing a film about special editions and director's cuts and all that stuff, and I'm wondering if I could talk to you..."
"Tell you what, I can't fit you in my schedule tomorrow morning 8am."

The next morning, he is invited to his home, and they talk:

"I'm a Star Wars fan, you know? Here's my Hyperspace code..."
"Good for you... Good for you..."
"So... uh... why did you decide to alter your movies?"

And George Lucas in a Lucasarts reunion, with a film roll in his hands:

"I have only five words for you... FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!"