“Hello, Rebels, look at your Pilot, now back to me, now back at your pilot, now BACK to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using Gungan scented body wash and switched to Jawa juice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a dog fight with the rebel your pilot could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s a Holocron with the secret plans to the Deathstar. Look again, the plans are now Republic Credits. Anything is possible when your Pilot smells like Jawa juice and not a Sith. I’m on a Tauntaun!”