1- Turtles bitting me while I'm asleep
2- Death of Don Knotts
3- Airplane pilots
4- A Jesus idol thing gaining life thru magic, getting out of the cross and fist-fighting with me without saying a word
5- People laughing at me in my funeral
6- McG
7- A clown with a gun coming to the office and threatening my life and the life of my co-workers
8- The melting nazis from "Riders of the Lost Ark"
9- Astronauts
10- Cristopher Lloyd's Judge Doom character from "who framed roger rabbit"