I would ask Columbus about his Indiana Jones script.
Kind of worse than Last Crusade in places but at least Brody is not a moron in it.
As for George i would ask him about trying to erase the oot from existence and his 1984-ing of history, but then i would get thrown out by security.
Before i got thrown out i would ask Francis about why in gods name he made Godfather 3 and had the brilliant idea of casting his daughter.