Han: "Kid, I've flown from one end of this galaxy to the other and...well, actually now that you mention it, I used to hang around the Jedi a lot. It was really impressive, especially since I was 13 and still easily wowed by things like telekinesis and magic and feats of inhuman strength."
Kenobi: "Wait, you knew the Jedi?"
Han: "Sure. Is Yoda still around? I used to personally give him intel during the wars. Chewie used to give him piggie back rides, no joke."
Kenobi: "Holy shit, you guys knew Yoda? He's hiding on Dagobah."
Han: "Hey, you know what? Why don't we stop by and say hi. He would probably be helpful with this whole bringing-down-the-empire thing you're involved with."
Luke: "What? You said the Jedi were all but extinct!"
Kenobi: "Yeah, all but extinct. All but Yoda."
Luke: "Why wouldn't you say anything? And why have you guys been sitting around so long? Is this Yoda any good?"
Han: "I'm pretty sure he was like the President of the Jedi."
Kenobi: "Yeah, he's the most powerful person in the universe actually, and he trained me so I'm pretty tight with him. I can't believe I never thought of that."
Han: "Wait, I don't remember him training anyone."
Kenobi: "Well...technically, I was trained by this Qui Gon guy."
Luke: "And then you trained that guy, Darth Vader? The guy who killed my father."
Han: "Woah, woah, woah. You trained Darth Vader??"
Luke: "You've heard of him too?"
Han: "How could you have not?! Do you even know what you are doing here?"
Luke: "All the cool kids on Tatooine were joining the rebellion, so..."
Han: "And if you were Darth Vader's master I want all of you guys off this ship!"
Kenobi: "Relax, this was before he was evil. In fact, I pretty much killed him once and that's why he's in the suit."
Luke: "I can't believe you didn't mention any of this to me. Was this after he killed my father, Anakin Skywalker?"
Han: "Wait, your father was Anakin Skywalker?"
Luke: "You've heard of him too?!"
Han: "Well, back then everyone did, he was kind of famous. Don't they have Google on Tatooine? Then he became the Emperor's right hand man and kind of disappeared after he got into a fight with his former master...."
Kenobi: "Heh heh. So anyway Luke, about this mission..."
Luke: "Ben, what the fuck!! Is anything you told me true?? Well, maybe this won't be so bad if I can bang that smoking hot princess."
Kenobi: "Yeah, about that..."