You see, in my introduction thread on the Thorn Valley Forums, I unintentionally made a pretty long quote string. After someone commented on it, I turned it into a joke by prolonging it. He then wondered what the longest quote string on the internet was. I gave a link to a pretty long quote string in the Personal Canon thread on this forum, but it also got me to thinking... Why not start a thread about it? I couldn't find anything on Google about the world record for the longest quote string ever, but if there is such a thing, why not try to break it?
The goal is to make each post as long as possible, and that there be as many of them as possible. That way, not only will it be the longest quote string on the internet, it'll have the longest quotes on the 'net, too. Who's ready?

I am!
Anyone else?
Anyone?