You know, the more I think about it, the more twofortwo makes sense as our sock. I have never heard "butthurt" from anyone before, and it is unspeakable stupid sounding, yet twooffour thinks it is incredulously cool.
If twooffour were to make a sock, it would make sense he'd have it say "butthurt" to prove that it is indeed a very cool and commonly used meme.
Of course, I fully admit that this is very likely what our sock was going for and that his use of "butthurt" (dah, it hurts to type that!) was intended to make us think it was twooffour, who is, quite frankly, very likely the only person over the age of 8 that thinks it might be a cool word to use.
So in other words... this post is pointless and has gotten us nowhere. :D