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Sluggo said:

My car was stolen Friday night.  I'm off to the police impound lot to see what damages there were.

*knock on wood*

damn, sorry to hear the that.   Did they get the guy(s) that did it?

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I got the car back now.  It is fine and all of my stuffs are still there.  Sure, you can start it with a butter knife, but I got one of those club things, so I'm back in business.

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Now I get to go to a hearing to re-coup my money for getting it out of impound.

 

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Sluggo said:

I got the car back now.  It is fine and all of my stuffs are still there.  Sure, you can start it with a butter knife, but I got one of those club things, so I'm back in business.

Did you get the tape deck back?  What about the Credence?

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Yup, they didn't mess with the tape deck.  They even left me my phone charger.

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Ooh, look at me, I'm Adobe Reader, I think I'm so fucking important. I'll put myself back in Windows startup even though you took me out, and give you a new desktop icon, because, you know, you must have deleted the last one I gave you by mistake 'cos I'm, like, so fucking awesome that everyone wants my icon on their desktop... you dumb newb.

 

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lol, DKO

 

I'm angry that my sock was lost in the dryer. >=( He wasn't hurtin' nobody! I'd only bring him out in situations befitting his posting style!

I even read the rules (all four of them) again, just to be sure I wasn't violating anything. I guess I must have missed the "No socks" clause, but I figured I'd be okay with such socks as Ric Olie around.

Sigh.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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TV's Frink said:



Sluggo said:

I got the car back now.  It is fine and all of my stuffs are still there.  Sure, you can start it with a butter knife, but I got one of those club things, so I'm back in business.


Did you get the tape deck back?  What about the Credence?

Well played.

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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Tyrphanax said:

I'm angry that my sock was lost in the dryer. >=( He wasn't hurtin' nobody! I'd only bring him out in situations befitting his posting style!

I even read the rules (all four of them) again, just to be sure I wasn't violating anything. I guess I must have missed the "No socks" clause, but I figured I'd be okay with such socks as Ric Olie around.

Sigh.

http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/Farewell-Diet-Gaffer-Tape-Crane-Brothers-We-barely-knew-thee/post/402255/#TopicPost402255

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@bkev I'm glad someone caught that.

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Ahhh. So "Unmoderated" means "Unmoderated unless one of the moderators arbitrarily decides they don't like you." Gotcha.

 

God save the Queen.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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TV's Frink said:

@bkev I'm glad someone caught that.

Huh?

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I fuckin' hate the Eagles, man...*

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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who is this 'Dude' you refer to?   

 

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Sluggo said:

TV's Frink said:

@bkev I'm glad someone caught that.

Huh?

From The Big Lebowski:

[after reporting the stolen car]
The Dude: Do you find them much, these, stolen cars?
Younger Cop: Sometimes. Wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck though.
Older Cop: Or the Creedence.

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I've skipped breakfast many times in my life, no problem. Many times I don't even realize it until lunch time rolls around.

Today I have a medical procedure in the afternoon,and have to fast.

So of course ALL IT CAN THINK ABOUT IS FOOD. I'd kill a puppy for some coffee right now. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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Warbler said:

who is this 'Dude' you refer to?   

 

You don't know who the Dude is?!?!?!

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ferris209 said:


"Please don't steal my bandwith I need the money to buy alcohol"

That's one of the better hotlink failures I've seen, both due to the humorous message and the misspell of "bandwidth."

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TV's Frink said:

"Please don't steal my bandwith I need the money to buy alcohol"

That's one of the better hotlink failures I've seen, both due to the humorous message and the misspell of "bandwidth."

Huh? Sry, ain't following.

I see the .gif just fine.

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Warbler said:


who is this 'Dude' you refer to?   

 

The Dude said:


http://lazydabbler.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/the-dude.jpg
I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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ferris209 said:

TV's Frink said:

"Please don't steal my bandwith I need the money to buy alcohol"

That's one of the better hotlink failures I've seen, both due to the humorous message and the misspell of "bandwidth."

Huh? Sry, ain't following.

I see the .gif just fine.

Clear your cache, then get back to me...dude.