Post #534614

Author: FanFiltration
Parent topic: Random Thoughts
Link to post in topic: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/534614/action/topic#534614
Date created: 11-Sep-2011, 4:14 AM

A
cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge Heart
covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.
The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart
forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into
laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just
thinking of my own funeral.....I'm a gynecologist".

The proctologist fainted...