I have a conspiracy theory!

You know how in ancient times, the king would release a lion into town, let it maul and murder a few peasants and then eventually the king's guards would wound the lion so the king could come out and slay it...? You know, as a way of convincing the peasants that they needed/loved the king?

Yeah, that's right. I'm calling Anchorhead out. Except that instead of a lion, he used bees. And instead of bees, he used a sock.

OffTopic'ers: [Behaving badly]
Mods: YOU'RE BEHAVING BADLY! [Locks threads]
O: Hey, nobody asked you, mods! Who needs you, anyways? We don't want moderation!
M: Fine. No more moderation.
O: Weesa free!
M: Anchorhead is a mod.
O: Yay, but leave Off-Topic unmoderated!
M: Okay, we will. [Let's see how they like THIS!]
P's Cancer: Hey, youse guys, @#$#$^ @#$^@#$% @#$^ $%^@#^ @#$%! @#%!#%!
O: Hey that's not cool!
P: Oh, yeah? @#%$ $%^ %^& ^&*&*@# ^@&&**^& #$% $ @%^
O: Hey, Mods? Ban this guy!
M: ...
O: HEY, MODS!
M: Yeeesssssss?
O: BAN THIS BLOKE!
M: Okay.
O: Yay, we love the Mods again! We promise, we'll never want to be unmoderated again!
M: Okay, but bee good. [Snigger]

What do you think? Time for tinfoil hats? Where can you even buy tinfoil anymore? I'LL TELL YOU WHERE! THE UN has BLOCKED IT FROM BEING SOLD, because THE TIN WAS BLOCKING THE (bee like) ALIEN OVERLORD'S SIGNALS and REPLACED with ALUMINIUM FOIL because IT DOESN'T BLOCK SO MUCH!

PEPSI AND COKE ARE THE SAME THING!

[KRAKROOM!!!!!!!!!]

(shot by sniper)