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Originally posted by: Galahad_SkywalkerQuote
Originally posted by: Luke Skywalker
super screwing the customers edition
has a nice ring to it no?
I like it, Luke, and I'm trying to picture it in a Hyperspace-exclusive trailer right now...'First we screwed you over when we charged you $50 a year to see generic behind-the-scenes footage of Episode III, but that's nothing compared the total anal rape your wallet's going to suffer when we give you STAR WARS: THE SUPER-SCREWING-THE-CUSTOMERS EDITION!' It would also probably feature a snippet from a documentary showing footage of fans placing money at the base of a George Lucas/Buddha shrine on Skywalker Ranch, or something like that....
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Originally posted by: Galahad_Skywalker
And Palpatine, pausing in his force lightning, walks closer to Luke, saying, 'You know, this is all wrong. I never wanted to be an evil galactic dictator, who can shoot so much electricity from my fingers that I sometimes receive bills from Coruscant Electric (I killed the ones who sent me the bills, so that doesn't matter anyway). I always wanted to be [he pulls off his cloak to reveal a flannel shirt and suspenders] a LUMBERJACK.... [exclusive Palpatine version of The Lumberjack Song follows, and it's billed on the ROTJ box as the best Star Wars song since Sy Snootles's 'Jedi Rocks'].'
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Originally posted by: ricarleiteQuote
Originally posted by: Galahad_Skywalker
And Palpatine, pausing in his force lightning, walks closer to Luke, saying, 'You know, this is all wrong. I never wanted to be an evil galactic dictator, who can shoot so much electricity from my fingers that I sometimes receive bills from Coruscant Electric (I killed the ones who sent me the bills, so that doesn't matter anyway). I always wanted to be [he pulls off his cloak to reveal a flannel shirt and suspenders] a LUMBERJACK.... [exclusive Palpatine version of The Lumberjack Song follows, and it's billed on the ROTJ box as the best Star Wars song since Sy Snootles's 'Jedi Rocks'].'
LOL! I guess the Monty Python's lumberjack joke can be used in every ocasion!
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Originally posted by: Luke Skywalker
anyone else find it funny that the Death Star was barely recognizable by ben and the gang in ANH when the tractor beam gets them....
however it can be seen from Endor, Cloud City, Tatooine, Corrusant, and now Naboo...
lol Lucas just doesnt think does he?
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Originally posted by: Galahad_SkywalkerQuote
Originally posted by: Luke Skywalker
anyone else find it funny that the Death Star was barely recognizable by ben and the gang in ANH when the tractor beam gets them....
however it can be seen from Endor, Cloud City, Tatooine, Corrusant, and now Naboo...
lol Lucas just doesnt think does he?
You're right, Luke. I hadn't thought of it before, but it's true. I can understand it being seen from Endor, since it's orbiting the moon, but everybody else seems to know immediately that the Death Star II has been destroyed. I mean, come one, Lucas! It's not like everybody would've been free of Imperial control the evening after it was blown to shards.
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Originally posted by: Galahad_Skywalker
Not the strongest complaint, I'll give you that, Jimbo. But the news just seems to have traveled a little too fast to be feasible, and the only other option is for them to have actually seen the blast (again, not too feasible). Luke's comment had humorous irony to it.
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Originally posted by: jimbo
6. Haydens head is now Anakins Ghost - I hate hate hate this change. I signed the petition after hearing of it. It ruins continutallity, it is disrespectful to the memory of the original Anikan, and it creates a plot hole of how Luke recognizes him. I have nothing against Hadyan please God leave that scene alone.
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Originally posted by: Hal 9000
I kinda hope they DO add Hayden into that scene.
It'll show the SE drones what it feels like to get screwed by Luca$film.
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Originally posted by: Hal 9000
I kinda hope they DO add Hayden into that scene.
It'll show the SE drones what it feels like to get screwed by Luca$film.
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Originally posted by: jimbo
Now we have six confirmed changes
1. Fixed Lightsabers - We can see this in the trailer. This is a change that really should have been made in 1997. Thank God its finally being made now.