What advantage do computer programmers in a galaxy far, far away have over our programmers?
Everyone already knows Basic.
My favorite story in 1,001 Tatooinian Nights is Ali Jabba and the 40 Slaves.
The political pressures of being chancellor can make it hard to sleep at night. That's why I take Valorum. Sometimes I just get scared of the Bogey Man. If you aren't careful, he'll come out of your closet and Naboo.
Man, these are just awful. You all have better puns. But it's a fun exercise.