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Chewie:
Poor Luke. His girlfriend broke up with him.
C-3PO:
Sounds like he'll be using his Hand Solo for awhile....
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The Star Wars Pun Game — Page 2
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Leia: Luke! What is that?
Luke: What?
Leia: I don't know that's why I'm asking you.
Luke: Well, I don't know what's that. "@TrueHanSolo #iReallyHateWhen I have to ask you something but, what's that up ahead? My guess: Small moon" *tweets*
Han: Kid, I've seen a lot of strange stuff but, you tweeting me while I'm sitting right here... Forget it, boring conversation anyway.
Ben Kenobi(reads over Han's shoulder): That's no moon! It's a space station!
Han: Hey! Crazy old fool, keep your eyes off my phone!
(Yeah I know, Sucks.... Sorry, I tried!!! I tried!!!! That's what counts right??? Right????
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What gives you access to the internet while you stir-fry?
An e-Wok.
What do French Star Wars fans eat for breakfast?
Coruscants.
What did the Stormtrooper say when someone took his soda?
Give me my Mountain Dewback!
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's favourite beer?
Guinness.
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For DoubleKO.
Keep Circulating the Tapes.
END OF LINE
(It hasn’t happened yet)
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I had a funny feeling when I typed that. You know, there probably is a mountain dewback... :)
Biker scout?
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Terminator: Say, that's a nice bike...
Durge: Yes, it sure is one fell swoop.
Ponda Baba: I am the Walrus, man.
Leia: Want to see Mynockers?
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Three, Two-One-Bee careful!
If our suits get Taun We will be irr8D8ed.
Unless you want to Unduli invite death stick with me and don't be a Nunb-nuts.
...
Obi-Wan then, I don't care.
Yavin fun?
*Sy*
Is this the Endor will our heroes treadwell and make it out of this Hothtile environment?
Join us next week for part two of our 21 pun salute to Star Wars.
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Should I keep PUNishing this thread darth_ender?
Corn is my main export...
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Sounds like you have a high cheese output as well. Don't stop. Keep it up!
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What do you call a guy that walks on his hands?
Doug.
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What do you call a Sith that turns into a dog?
Darth Sirius.
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If a bird has two wings and loses one, what does it have?
A-wing.
Why did young Boba Fett always tag along?
Because it takes two to Jango.
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Quit talking out of your ass.
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Jeremy the Crow from Secret of NIMH bumps into Han Solo and C-3PO in the alley.
Jeremy: OOOF!!! Excuse me, pardon me.
Han: Watch where you're going!
Jeremy: Sorry... I'm Jeremy!
Han: Han Solo. Captain of the Millennium Falcon.
C-3PO: And I am C-3PO, Human Cyborg Relations.
Jeremy (looks at 3PO): Oooh! A Sparkly!
Han: Where?
Jeremy (to 3PO): You're wearing a Sparkly! Can I hold it, oh please, can I?
Han: Over my dead body. (discreetly pulls out DL-44)
Jeremy: Oh, please, PLEEEEASE? I've always wanted a Sparkly... Of my very own.
Han: Yes, I'll bet you have. (Shoots first)
Jeremy (Flying through the air in recoil): AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
Mrs. Brisby: (Sees a screaming Jeremy fly through the air, rolls eyes)
The franchises I get nerdy about are so obscure that not even most nerds know about them.
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Who won the Jedi one-on-one competition?
Kobe-Wan.
Nosey Kubaz: Are you a smuggler?
Smuggler: Nar Shaddaap!
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Know who my favorite Star Wars character actor is? E-wing McGreggor!
I think Mark HAMmil and Miss Piggy should have ended up together on the Muppet Show. But somehow she kept reminding him of Yoda.
What is C3PO's preferred alcoholic beverage?
Tony Daniels
Wow, those are terrible. DoubleKO is the champ, I think.
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THIS ME NEW FAVORITE THREAD!
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Cookie Monster said:
THIS ME NEW FAVORITE THREAD!
But there aren't any cookies in it... :-/
EDIT: NOW there are cookies in this thread. :D
The franchises I get nerdy about are so obscure that not even most nerds know about them.
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Pennsylvania Jones said:
Cookie Monster said:
THIS ME NEW FAVORITE THREAD!
But there aren't any cookies in it... :-/
EDIT: NOW there are cookies in this thread. :D
Don't you mean...
Wookie-ookies!!!!
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Cookie MOnster likes bad jokes better than cookies.
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darth_ender said:
Wow, those are terrible. DoubleKO is the champ, I think.
I think Bothan's Pies is the champ, and he didn't even play...
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What advantage do computer programmers in a galaxy far, far away have over our programmers?
Everyone already knows Basic.
My favorite story in 1,001 Tatooinian Nights is Ali Jabba and the 40 Slaves.
The political pressures of being chancellor can make it hard to sleep at night. That's why I take Valorum. Sometimes I just get scared of the Bogey Man. If you aren't careful, he'll come out of your closet and Naboo.
Man, these are just awful. You all have better puns. But it's a fun exercise.
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I'm all punned out. But I only have 5 to go to reach 50 Star Wars puns, so I'll probably get a second Windu... :P
Four to go.
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Where are the plants all red?
The Emperor's Royal Garden.
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When Ani visited Kashyyyk for the holidays, he was greeted by this lovely tune:
We wish you a merry Life Day
We wish you a merry Life Day
We wish you a merry Life Day and a happy Fete Week
Good tidings we bring to you Anakin
We wish you a merry Life Day and a happy Fete Week