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Post #531964

Author
Pennsylvania Jones
Parent topic
The Star Wars Pun Game
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Date created
5-Sep-2011, 3:45 PM

Jeremy the Crow from Secret of NIMH bumps into Han Solo and C-3PO in the alley.

Jeremy: OOOF!!!  Excuse me, pardon me.

Han: Watch where you're going!

Jeremy: Sorry...  I'm Jeremy!

Han: Han Solo.  Captain of the Millennium Falcon.

C-3PO: And I am C-3PO, Human Cyborg Relations.

Jeremy (looks at 3PO): Oooh!  A Sparkly!

Han: Where?

Jeremy (to 3PO): You're wearing a Sparkly!  Can I hold it, oh please, can I?

Han: Over my dead body. (discreetly pulls out DL-44)

Jeremy: Oh, please, PLEEEEASE?  I've always wanted a Sparkly...  Of my very own.

Han: Yes, I'll bet you have.  (Shoots first)

Jeremy (Flying through the air in recoil): AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!

Mrs. Brisby: (Sees a screaming Jeremy fly through the air, rolls eyes)