And Palpatine, pausing in his force lightning, walks closer to Luke, saying, 'You know, this is all wrong. I never wanted to be an evil galactic dictator, who can shoot so much electricity from my fingers that I sometimes receive bills from Coruscant Electric (I killed the ones who sent me the bills, so that doesn't matter anyway). I always wanted to be [he pulls off his cloak to reveal a flannel shirt and suspenders] a LUMBERJACK.... [exclusive Palpatine version of The Lumberjack Song follows, and it's billed on the ROTJ box as the best Star Wars song since Sy Snootles's 'Jedi Rocks'].'