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Post #53125

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Luke Skywalker
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Changes in 2004 DVDs
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Date created
21-Jun-2004, 11:39 AM
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Originally posted by: Galahad_Skywalker
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Originally posted by: Luke Skywalker
super screwing the customers edition

has a nice ring to it no?


I like it, Luke, and I'm trying to picture it in a Hyperspace-exclusive trailer right now...'First we screwed you over when we charged you $50 a year to see generic behind-the-scenes footage of Episode III, but that's nothing compared the total anal rape your wallet's going to suffer when we give you STAR WARS: THE SUPER-SCREWING-THE-CUSTOMERS EDITION!' It would also probably feature a snippet from a documentary showing footage of fans placing money at the base of a George Lucas/Buddha shrine on Skywalker Ranch, or something like that....


LMFAO!!
that was smooth...
i can already hear the deep voiceover of "'First we screwed you over when we charged you $50 a year to see generic behind-the-scenes footage of Episode III, but that's nothing compared the total anal rape your wallet's going to suffer when we give you STAR WARS: THE SUPER-SCREWING-THE-CUSTOMERS EDITION!'

once again... very nice!!