I turned on my tv today and saw this:

DR. PHIL WITH GUESTS GEORGE LUCAS AND OT FANS

(middle of broadcast)
Dr. Phil: Now George you wanted to say something.

Lucas: These are my films, I wrote them, I directed them, its one story and I believe that if I need to make changes I should do so.

OT Fan: But the changes are terrible.

Lucas: They're not…

Dr. Phil: Now let him speak let him speak!

OT Fan: We love these films when they first came out, they were amazing, we just want to be able to see the original films in the best 1080p BluRay quality possible

(audience applause)

Lucas: Nobody would buy them

Dr. Phil: Wait what was that?

Lucas: We released them on dvd in 2006 and nobody bought them

OT Fan: We all bought them!

Dr, Phil: Now hold on now hold on now, your saying nobody has bought a Star Wars DVD since 2006?

(Lucas silent)

Dr. Phil: Where I'm from that dog don't hunt!

OT fan: Why is it Fast Times at Ridgement High can be restored to BluRay but not the original Star Wars its ridiculous!

Dr. Phil: Now in the audience today is Lucas's daughter Katie who now writes for one of the Star Wars shows, Katie what do you think of all this?

Katie: I think anyone who doesn't like my dad's vision and his changes to make the saga better can go suck it! You guys can go f*ck yourselves

Ot Fan: Thats not helping!

(The OT fans and Katie are now yelling back and forth, Katie is heavily bleeped yelling F*ck you at the top of her lungs)

Dr. Phil: oh geese

Lucas chuckles: Thats my daughter.

Dr. Phil: I'd say she joined the dark side

Lucas chuckles

Dr. Phil: Now George you know what a narcissist is? Its someone who thinks only of themselves and I"m sensing that here, now we have some counselors backstage….