TheBoost, I just want you to know that given my current preoccupation with Dune, I really enjoyed that cute little post.

...Okay, folks, here's the deal. I've got a lot of homework to do, and you boneheads are far too distracting. What I need from you is some good old castigation! I am signing off for the night. If you catch me on here before tomorrow (that means posting, online, writing PMs, whatever), then I want you to tell me to go away. Maybe I could get probation or purgatory or the seventh circle of heck or something. Just don't let me come back for any reason until tomorrow. Thanks. Have a good evening.