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Post #530058

Author
Pennsylvania Jones
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Random Thoughts
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Date created
1-Sep-2011, 2:23 PM

Doofenshmirtz: Well, well, well.  Perry the Platypus.  I'll bet you're wondering what my latest Inator does?  Well, back in Gimmelschtump, I made a science-fiction film that won the Druelselstein Film Awards!  Shortly after that, I decided to make a Special Edition of the film.  Oddly enough, everyone hated it.  It crushed me.  I kept making change after change to the DVD and Blu-Ray versions of the film to make it better, but with every change I made, more and more people began hating my Special Edition.  Well, no longer!  Behold, the Erase-The-Original-Inator!!!  With this device, I will erase every single copy, and even the memory of the Original Theatrical version of my movie from the ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA!!!  And I know what you're thinking: Why not just restore the original films that are sitting in that box right there and put them on a current format alongside my Special Edition?  Well, I was considering that, but then you'd have to scan in the film and color-correct it, and then you have to go through all of the effort of mastering it to all of those DVDs and Blu-Ray discs...  You know, it just seemed easier to just erase the Originals from existence.

Perry: (rolls eyes)

 

The funny thing is, this not only is EXACTLY what George Lucas has done, but it's also what Doofenshmirtz would do.

*silence*

I probably should've asked if there were Phineas and Ferb fans here first.  (slaps face)