Doofenshmirtz: Well, well, well. Perry the Platypus. I'll bet you're wondering what my latest Inator does? Well, back in Gimmelschtump, I made a science-fiction film that won the Druelselstein Film Awards! Shortly after that, I decided to make a Special Edition of the film. Oddly enough, everyone hated it. It crushed me. I kept making change after change to the DVD and Blu-Ray versions of the film to make it better, but with every change I made, more and more people began hating my Special Edition. Well, no longer! Behold, the Erase-The-Original-Inator!!! With this device, I will erase every single copy, and even the memory of the Original Theatrical version of my movie from the ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA!!! And I know what you're thinking: Why not just restore the original films that are sitting in that box right there and put them on a current format alongside my Special Edition? Well, I was considering that, but then you'd have to scan in the film and color-correct it, and then you have to go through all of the effort of mastering it to all of those DVDs and Blu-Ray discs... You know, it just seemed easier to just erase the Originals from existence.
Perry: (rolls eyes)
The funny thing is, this not only is EXACTLY what George Lucas has done, but it's also what Doofenshmirtz would do.
*silence*
I probably should've asked if there were Phineas and Ferb fans here first. (slaps face)