joshua77 said:
<span style="line-height: 14px; ">SCENE: Exterior, Lucasfilm Ranch. Night.</span>
<span style="line-height: 14px; ">Fans: George, what’s wrong?</span>
<span style="line-height: 14px; ">George: Guys… do you remember the trilogy? The “original trilogy?”</span>
<span style="line-height: 14px; ">Fans: Just a little bit. It died when we were getting old.</span>
<span style="line-height: 14px; ">George: What do you remember?</span>
<span style="line-height: 14px; ">Fans: Just images, really… from the Internet, and old laserdiscs.</span>
<span style="line-height: 14px; ">George: Tell me.</span>
<span style="line-height: 14px; ">Fans: It was really beautiful. Flawed… but perfect, with those flaws. Why are you asking us all this?</span>
<span style="line-height: 14px; ">George: I have no memory of this “original trilogy.” I never knew it.</span>
<span style="line-height: 14px; ">Fans: George, tell us. What’s troubling you?</span>
<span style="line-height: 14px; ">George: The Blu Ray is here, now… a full box set.</span>
<span style="line-height: 14px; ">Fans: How do you know?</span>
<span style="line-height: 14px; ">George: I can feel the leaks hitting the Internet.... As long as I live, this will be the only trilogy anybody ever sees. Well, along with the prequels. You have to face it.</span>
<span style="line-height: 14px; ">Fans: Why?</span>
<span style="line-height: 14px; ">George: This is my vision, the way it was meant to be.</span>
<span style="line-height: 14px; ">Fans (horrified): Your vision!? </span>
<span style="line-height: 14px; ">George: There’s more. It won’t be easy for you to hear it, but you must. You need to forget there ever was an original trilogy. You’re the only hope that everyone forgets I ever made a movie with models and puppets.</span>
<span style="line-height: 14px; ">Fans: George, don’t talk that way. The original trilogy is a piece of history, and needs to be preserved for future generations!</span>
<span style="line-height: 14px; ">George: You’re wrong, guys. The original trilogy is gone. This is the REAL trilogy. In time, you’ll learn to accept it as I have. Greedo shot first. Jabba was always there… and Darth, well, he’s a screamer.</span>
<span style="line-height: 14px; ">Fans: (Staring Blankly)</span>
<span style="line-height: 14px; ">George. Yes. It’s true, guys.</span>
<span style="line-height: 14px; ">Fans: (sad) We… we know… somehow, we’ve known since 1997.</span>
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