So, I recently found this little thing I did ages ago that I thought was lost forever, but turns out it wasn't. And I thought about your edit, Frink. Could you possibly be interested in an "a cappella" rendition of the 20th Century Fox Fanfare? Does this sound ridiculous enough to you?
Alternatively I could modify it into having Ric Olié singing the Cinemascope Extension ("Look over theeeeere, look over theeeeere, look over theeeeeeere!!")