careful, I might turn this thread into a Homer Simpson quote thread

(although the OP hasn't been around since 2006, apparently, so we can't change thread title. oh well, that might be material for the new thread thread)

"Mmmmm... forbidden donut..."

"he he he.. look at this country: U-R-GAY!!"

"Stealing!!! How could you?? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's-his-name? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those "Police Academy" movies? For fun??? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you?? Except at that guy who made sound effects... wrrroom! swsshhhh swssshhh! honk honk! powwwwwwww..........

he he heee...

Where was I?..... Oh yeah, stay out of my booze!"