xhonzi said:

Pennsylvania Jones said:

Everybody's got a water buffalo.

Yours is fast, but mine is slow.

Where do we get them? I don't know.

But everybody's got a water buffalo.

STOP STOP STOP!!!! YOU CAN'T SAY THAT EVERYONE HAS A WATER BUFFALO WHEN IT'S CLEAR THAT NOT EVERYONE HAS A WATER BUFFALO!

This is true. He's going to have people calling saying "Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo." I don't think he's prepared to deal with that and should stop being so silly.