HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! So funny.
Even this 'serious' photo essay is just a bunch of dummies looking at their phones. So far the only "damage" I've seen is a part of some drop-ceiling fall down in VA, so excuse me while I cease to care.
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-east-coast-earthquake-pictures,0,4547743.photogallery
Oh yeah, and here in Northwest Ohio, some people claim to have felt it, but I was driving when it happened so I don't suppose I did.