FremenDar said:
[Cartmen voice] My penis is so large, it is always getting in my way. Sometimes I trip on it. Oh man! I have such a massive penis, all the time I women take one look at it and say they are too afraid to sleep with me. Here, take a look at all these links to see what an incredibly huge dick I have.
It's pretty kewl. [/Cartment voice]No one gives a crap about your dumb computer.
No one really cares about your dumb computer.