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I have brought:
- Peace
- Freedom
- Justice
- And security
to my new Empire!
-Palpatine: "Yeah!"
-"Buzz droids!"
-Anakin. You're breaking my heart."
"George, we hate you for making more Star Wars movies. Please make more Star Wars movies."
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I have brought:
to my new Empire!
Oh man, I'll never be able to hear that again without seeing the bullet points.
TK-949 said:
Infrared Sight said:
It's over Anakin. I have the high ground! Um...WTF??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYakQzVyWug
Nice. Made me laugh. lol.
"I saw security footage of Anakin.......... KILLING YOUNGLINGS!"
I'm sorry but for some reason, Ewan McGregor's delivery of this just seemed flat out awful to me, which is surprising since he's a good actor. He seems to put his hand on his mouth to smother a laugh, like he's thinking "Why am I saying this?" Natalie Portman's reaction is a bit much as well. It seems like something out of a sitcom where you're supposed to laugh since the character's flat out lying.
The Aluminum Falcon said:
"I saw security footage of Anakin.......... KILLING YOUNGLINGS!"
I'm sorry but for some reason, Ewan McGregor's delivery of this just seemed flat out awful to me, which is surprising since he's a good actor. He seems to put his hand on his mouth to smother a laugh, like he's thinking "Why am I saying this?" Natalie Portman's reaction is a bit much as well. It seems like something out of a sitcom where you're supposed to laugh since the character's flat out lying.
It's also very bad storytelling (what a surprise), since we first see Anakin starting to kill them, then we se Obi-Wan watching the footage, then telling about him seeing it and later Padmé tells it again to Anakin. The security footage to me was a ridicilous thing anyways, too earthy except they had to do something and make it a hologram, how's that suppose to be better than in 2D?
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The Aluminum Falcon said:
"I saw security footage of Anakin.......... KILLING YOUNGLINGS!"
The Aluminum Falcon said:
I'm sorry but for some reason, Ewan McGregor's delivery of this just seemed flat out awful to me, which is surprising since he's a good actor. He seems to put his hand on his mouth to smother a laugh, like he's thinking "Why am I saying this?" Natalie Portman's reaction is a bit much as well. It seems like something out of a sitcom where you're supposed to laugh since the character's flat out lying.
LexX said:
The security footage to me was a ridicilous thing anyways, too earthy except they had to do something and make it a hologram, how's that suppose to be better than in 2D?
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It would be easier to choose the best dialogue. Less choices. :)
Galatians 2: 20: I am crucified with Christ: nevertheless I live; yet not I, but Christ liveth in me: and the life which I now live in the flesh I live by the faith of the Son of God, who loved me, and gave himself for me.
That could be down to a simple case of one in universe term throwing the whole line.
If Ewan's line hadn't included the word "younglings" he might have been able to deliver it better.
"Changeling" was another dumb in universe word but it belongs on another thread.
So in the Jedi nursery they were changeling the younglings?
Come on! Someone had to say it! :)
Galatians 2: 20: I am crucified with Christ: nevertheless I live; yet not I, but Christ liveth in me: and the life which I now live in the flesh I live by the faith of the Son of God, who loved me, and gave himself for me.
Bingowings said:
"Changeling" was another dumb in universe word but it belongs on another thread.
I still wonder what that was all about. The fact she was a 'changeling' had zero bearing on anything. I wonder if the idea had more to it in earlier drafts or something.
^Fanedits to the rescue.
As a Space Opera term for a shape shifter it's as cliched as calling them shape...shifters...
At least he didn't call Zam a Face Dancer.
Anakin "you brought him here to kill, me Liar"
"You Turned her against me!"
"If you are not with me you are my enemy"
Obi Wan "only a sith deals in absolutes i will do what i must
Anakin "you will try"
Obi Wan "don't try it Anain i have the high ground"
Anakin"you underestimate my powerrr!"
Obi Wan " You Were the Chosen one, you were supposed to bring balance to the force not leave it in darkness."
Anakin " I hateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee You!"
“Always loved Vader’s wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin’s ghost. What a fucking shame.” -Simon Pegg.
Put Captain Solo in the Cargo Hold said:
I have brought:
- Peace
- Freedom
- Justice
- Lower gas prices
- Snacks
- And security
to my new Empire!
Fixed.
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TV's Frink said:
^Fanedits to the rescue.
The guy/girl was hit by a poison dart. I don't see why poison darts couldn't do that to your face, in Star Wars.
quite a lot to choose from for worst dialogue.
but my favorite dialogue that i wholeheartedly enjoy is "Nooo nooo noooo!" -Palpatine right before he electrifies Windu. so over the top.
YOU WILL NOT TAKE HER FROM MEEEEE!
VADER!? WHERE THE HELL IS MY MOCHA LATTE? -Palpy on a very bad day.
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captainsolo said:
YOU WILL NOT TAKE HER FROM MEEEEE!
I think George's "directing" during this sequence consisted of instructing Hayden to furrow his brow as much as possible. Furrowed brow=evil.
“It is only through interaction, through decision and choice, through confrontation, physical or mental, that the Force can grow within you.”
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theprequelsrule said:
captainsolo said:
YOU WILL NOT TAKE HER FROM MEEEEE!
I think George's "directing" during this sequence consisted of instructing Hayden to furrow his brow as much as possible. Furrowed brow=evil.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=episode3 :DD
DuracellEnergizer said:
Everything between Analking and Padding.
Hehe, good one!
Although nothing will ever beat "Queen Amidala and King Imadoofus" :DD
The Aluminum Falcon said:
"I saw security footage of Anakin.......... KILLING YOUNGLINGS!"
I'm sorry but for some reason, Ewan McGregor's delivery of this just seemed flat out awful to me, which is surprising since he's a good actor. He seems to put his hand on his mouth to smother a laugh, like he's thinking "Why am I saying this?" Natalie Portman's reaction is a bit much as well. It seems like something out of a sitcom where you're supposed to laugh since the character's flat out lying.
This, a million times.
For an actor who did a pretty consistent good job throughout the PT, this is his absolute worst line. I remember hearing it in the theater and thinking,
Are you fucking serious?
It was the hammiest line ever and it completely devalued whatever that child murder scene had going for it storywise.
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