First, screw you guys! I never get listed in these threads :( That's why none of y'all get Christmas cards from me.

Secondly, my wife always says that these two celebrities remind her of me. Sadly, neither is Brad Pitt, and oddly, they don't seem to look like eachother.

James Purefoy

and WWE Superstar Christian

Now Purefoy plays almost entirely scumbags, and looks like a seedy Hugh Jackman, and Christian is known is wrestling as "the Creepy Little Bastard."

Should I be pissed at my wife? Or just glad that neither of them is fat?