I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United ...
Shit...wait a minute. That's the wrong card......
Oh, here it is. *ahem*
I, Dave, do solemnly swear to not give a damn about what twoOFfour post/types, and to uphold the ideals of this thread. Never again shall I give the previously mentioned 'person' the time of day, and will (to the best of my ability) skip over any post that is made by him/her/it, under penalty of death.
Signed,
Dave
(aka Davnes, aka Davnes007)