13) If you happen to go by the online name of twooffour, you get a special category. You see, you belong among the self-professed Demigods of the Wall of Logic. Your worldview demands that only you are right. These are the rules associated with your worship: You may, and in fact do, belittle everyone else for not capitulating to your greatness. This is okay, because the Demigods of the Wall of Logic bow to no one, and instead demand piety from their inferiors. However, if you do not belong to this bizarre sect, no one seems to have any faith in you. No one mourns or calls out the Stasi when you are insulted. You are, shall we say, "in season."

(Need to run this by my editors. Meanwhile, any suggestions?)