twooffour said:

Maybe you should look up the world troll on the interwebs before waving it around.
You said yourself it gets used too lightly these days, but now you're doing that very thing yourself.

This is my opinion:

You are a troll.

Since you always demand explanations for opinions, I will now give you one:

The reason you come here is to argue with people. You call it "discussion," but a normal person doesn't use the language and name-calling you use unless they really want a fight, not a discussion. In other words, you throw shit out (couched in pseudo-intellectual nonsense) to make people angry and argue with you. Just like a fisherman throws out a net to troll for fish, you throw out your net of insanity to troll for responses.

That is the internet definition of troll. And you, my not-friend, are it.