TV's Frink said:

I find this "all people are bigots comments" distressing. I'm pretty sure there's a few people in Minnesota who aren't bigots.

I swear! I didn't know my first wife was still alive after that plane crash and that she'd been living on an island for the past five years! SHE WAS LEGALLY DECLARED DEAD! I moved on and married another woman. I'M SORRY! But now my first wife is back and... well... I guess that makes me a bigot.

But it's not like she's totally innocent in the matter.... OH NO! Turns outs my little "Eve" was hanging out with a different "Adam" the whole time. Or Chuck Connors, or Randolph Scott or whatever his name was.