TV's Frink said:

Did he forget that movies are often cut down to (just barely) PG-13 to make more money?

I don't think so. He blames the PG-13 nature of the movie for depriving him of the boobs. I think he literally thinks: "Damn! This movie would have the boobs in it if it weren't PG-13! Damn you PG-13!"

He can also find plenty of boobs on the internet. Hell, he can probably find pictures where he has boobs on the internet.

Hence why I said famous boobs in the OP.

Which also leads me to this thought, which might be better suited for another thread (on another site, but I digress)... but does nudity/seeing a sex scene somehow make the relationship deeper or more intimate? (In a movie. I, of course, acknowledge the need for nudity in real relationships. :) ) I've always been perfectly satisfied with a little saxophone music telling me all I need to know. It tells me what's happened to the characters individually and what's changed in their relationship. I don't need to see any more than that. Just like I don't need to see these people on the crapper.

Watchmen, I'm looking at you. (for the explicit sex scenes, not the crapper scenes)