twooffour said:

Xhonzi, you've been a weirdo since I first read your posts about raising OT children, and you're still one now.

If you wanna read crazy perverted sex fantasies into a few sardonic remarks about a topic made fun of all the god damn time, please continue to do so. Whatever floats your boat.

It is Ebert injecting sex into critiques of fantasy movies not about sex. "Hehe", he thinks the characters aren't intimate enough or he likes to muse about slimy alien sex. It does appear to be something of an obsession for him. What topic do you think he is making fun of? American morality and the attendant rating system? Lacking reality of intimate relations (albeit in fantasy movies)? Ebert's commentary is overdone. Maybe Ebert enjoys watching "The Brown Bunny" all day long, but many of us don't find the topic so compelling it must come up in Captain America, Green Lantern, X-Men, etc. They are designed to appeal to children as well as adults. Maybe Ebert is ever so witty he raises the issue in reviews of Disney movies as well.