doubleofive said:
They also had another promotion that one of their fan club members could win 1984 wings (they were founded in 1984, I guess). Mrs O'Five got a call that she had won some gift cards, so she went to the post office to pick them up. Inside the envelope were 3 $500 and 1 $484 gift cards.
Mmmmm, dystopian onion rings. Wow, that is amazing! Two grand in gift cards from a place that serves beer.