You hold the higher moral ground because your refuse to let a (somewhat) innocent character die in order to defeat an overpowering enemy who will kill millions more innocents now that they've been allowed to survive.

You always end up winning in hand to hand combat with an enemy who could have shot you from a distance, but prefers to enjoy every moment of killing you with bare hands.

One or two good punches from you cause the same amount of damage to your opponent as his lengthy, ongoing beating, despite the fact that he is in far better shape than you.

You never have to worry about pregnancy or STDs in spite of the fact that you and your partner are as loyal and monogamous as dogs in the streets.

If you serve in the military, you and all your good brothers-in-arms seem to share the political views of Hollywood studio elites in spite of the fact that most military personnel seem to vote the other way.

Your superior officers are always willing to sacrifice countless innocent lives and historical/cultural objects in exchange for economic benefit (i.e. James Cameron's [insert any title here]).

Your hair and makeup are always perfect after a full night's sleep, even if you're a man.

We never can see your hands and face simultaneously when you play the piano.

You may get beaten to a pulp, but your second or third wind will allow you to take out your opponent with a couple of good hits.

Germans are always evil Nazis or brilliant scientists.

You can dodge a bullet, even after it's already been fired.

If you live in a small town, you can bet you're on the bad side of the local ecclesiastical leader.

If you're black, you can make as many disparaging comments about whites, Asians, or whichever race you like, because it sounds funny in Ebonics.

You can drive better in reverse than most people going forward.

You are more attractive than about 95% of the human race.