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CP3S said:

Where is all this Indy IV love coming from? I couldn't stand that movie! I seriously barely made it through my first and only viewing of the film. Like Captain Solo described, it was a very stressful viewing experience. What I always liked about the later two Indy movies is that they are just fun, stupid, mindless adventure movies. Should be able to just sit back an enjoy them, but as your siting back trying to enjoy it, Indy IV would occasionally ball up a fist and sock you in the brain. Once you adjusted to this new level of unbelievability or came to terms with a really dumb new bit of the plot and were able to start enjoying once more, it'd do it to you again! The whole movie was like this.

Better than the prequels? I'd rather watch all three in order than ever have to suffer through a viewing of Indy IV again.

 This.

I'm amazed by how much you remind me of my mom.

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Probably because he's your real dad.

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Actually, it's possible.

My alchoholic father liked Flogging Molly and had a beard.

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Ziggy Stardust said:

CP3S said:

Where is all this Indy IV love coming from? I couldn't stand that movie! I seriously barely made it through my first and only viewing of the film. Like Captain Solo described, it was a very stressful viewing experience. What I always liked about the later two Indy movies is that they are just fun, stupid, mindless adventure movies. Should be able to just sit back an enjoy them, but as your siting back trying to enjoy it, Indy IV would occasionally ball up a fist and sock you in the brain. Once you adjusted to this new level of unbelievability or came to terms with a really dumb new bit of the plot and were able to start enjoying once more, it'd do it to you again! The whole movie was like this.

Better than the prequels? I'd rather watch all three in order than ever have to suffer through a viewing of Indy IV again.

 This.

I'm amazed by how much you remind me of my mom.

I know, it is weird. Maybe she and I were made for each other.

Ziggy. I AM [suppose to be] YOUR FATHER. Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

Shuttlecocks!

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Ziggy Stardust said:

Actually, it's possible.

My alchoholic father liked Flogging Molly and had a beard.

AS THE DEATH STAR TURNS.

 

The beard has been tossed. I've only loved Flogging Molly for a few years now. And I have yet to become an alcoholic...

Wait a minute! Your dad wasn't also a time traveler was he? Because I am an aspiring time traveler, and the more you talk about your mom, the more I like her... only issue is you tell me I am too young for her... See where this is going yet?

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CP3S said:

Ziggy Stardust said:

CP3S said:

Where is all this Indy IV love coming from? I couldn't stand that movie! I seriously barely made it through my first and only viewing of the film. Like Captain Solo described, it was a very stressful viewing experience. What I always liked about the later two Indy movies is that they are just fun, stupid, mindless adventure movies. Should be able to just sit back an enjoy them, but as your siting back trying to enjoy it, Indy IV would occasionally ball up a fist and sock you in the brain. Once you adjusted to this new level of unbelievability or came to terms with a really dumb new bit of the plot and were able to start enjoying once more, it'd do it to you again! The whole movie was like this.

Better than the prequels? I'd rather watch all three in order than ever have to suffer through a viewing of Indy IV again.

 This.

I'm amazed by how much you remind me of my mom.

I know, it is weird. Maybe she and I were made for each other.

Ziggy. I AM [suppose to be] YOUR FATHER. Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

Shuttlecocks!

No. No. That's not true. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

Will TV's mom find out 3PX is being unfaithful? Tune in next time,

AS THE DEATH STAR TURNS.

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Bingowings said:

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Shuttlecocks!

 Ha! Even I got that one!

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I always love how Drax had had a giant space bedroom installed on Moonraker 5. But the rich...also have special lasers installed.

VADER!? WHERE THE HELL IS MY MOCHA LATTE? -Palpy on a very bad day.
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TV's Frink said:

The fridge was pretty stupid too.

It's better than a cool, wet sack.

Since they're like poetry, what with the rhyming and all, I find that I only need to watch three out of the six films.

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Ziggy Stardust said:

Will TV's mom find out 3PX is being unfaithful? Tune in next time,

AS THE DEATH STAR TURNS.

I haven't been unfaithful to her yet! Well, I have... I mean... my future self who traveled back in time and father you has, but I, present me, hasn't.

Oh man! This is exciting! I think Ziggy is proof I eventually get this confounded contraption I've been working on to work.

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CP3S said:

Ziggy Stardust said:

Will TV's mom find out 3PX is being unfaithful? Tune in next time,

AS THE DEATH STAR TURNS.

I haven't been unfaithful to her yet! Well, I have... I mean... my future self who traveled back in time and father you has, but I, present me, hasn't.

Oh man! This is exciting! I think Ziggy is proof I eventually get this confounded contraption I've been working on to work.

 But not the confounded contraceptive.  :(

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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I saw Iron man 2 again.  Its silly in a kind of so bad its good kind of way.

 

“Always loved Vader’s wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin’s ghost. What a fucking shame.” -Simon Pegg.

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We just watched The Tourist last night.  There's a lot of this movie that doesn't work if you think about it... but it builds so much goodwill that it's hard to hold it against it.

Lots of familiar faces playing some small parts.  Depp and Jolie have good chemistry and do a good job.

Fun movie, but nothing to take home to moth3r. 

2/4's balls.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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Cowboys & Aliens

Gotta say I enjoyed every minute of it. First summer blockbuster that hasn't made me feel claustrophobic.

7/10

"The other versions will disappear. Even the 35 million tapes of Star Wars out there won’t last more than 30 or 40 years. A hundred years from now, the only version of the movie that anyone will remember will be the DVD version [of the Special Edition], and you’ll be able to project it on a 20’ by 40’ screen with perfect quality. I think it’s the director’s prerogative, not the studio’s to go back and reinvent a movie." - George Lucas

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Saw Super 8 last night. Simply fantastic. The kids were great. It's the first 'summer blockbuster' film I've seen in long while that cares about the characters and takes time to get to know them. It's like Stand By Me+The Goonies+ET+Close Encounters+Jaws.

8 out of 10 balls.

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You Again - 10/10 (for Kristen Bell), 2/10 (for the film)

The Astronaut's Wife - 9 alien rapes out of 10

Since they're like poetry, what with the rhyming and all, I find that I only need to watch three out of the six films.

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The Last Boy Scout-Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans both pissed off. Halle Berry dies by machine gun fire. Explosions. ;) -written by Shane Black in almost a hate letter to everything he hated about Hollywood corporate productions. Dark, funny, and almost nihilistic in tone. (And it has one of the most ridiculous WTF just happened openings...end of the football game) And I freaking loved it. As much as I have said that Tony Scott makes flashy but relatively lifeless films-this one was enjoyable. Even on a very early DVD that looked like crap. Really like a harder cross between Lethal Weapon and Die Hard.

3 if you tell anyone s out of 4 I'll kill you s

 

The Hangover 2: Dragged to it. Not worthwhile. Americans get crazy in Thailand, which is depicted as an absolute slum. Should be great for tourism. The ending features a photo montage of more debauchery during the end credits. There is a completely tasteless and unbelievable reference to one of the most well known Vietnam war photographs: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_Adams_%28photographer%29#Pulitzer_Prize_winning_photograph

Why I have no idea.

1.5 drug dealing monkeys out of 4 idiots who should really not make a third one.

VADER!? WHERE THE HELL IS MY MOCHA LATTE? -Palpy on a very bad day.
“George didn’t think there was any future in dead Han toys.”-Harrison Ford
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