First off, if you had been through some of the things I've been through, you wouldn't throw thin skin bullshit around.

I'm not supposed to guess what you've been through, or what kind of baggage you're carrying around.
I was mobbed in primary school (to my "defense", I also was on the other side of the fense a few times) and called a lot of things like "fuck off" or "you idiot", so I'll play the offense card whenever you tell me that from now on.

"What's better, Parkinson's or Alzheimer's? Better to drink a beer and forget it, than unable to drink it all".
OH NO MY AUNT'S BEST FRIEND HAS ALZHEIMER, THAT'S NOT FUNNY IM OFFENDED!!!! EVEN THOUGH YOU WERENT TALKING TO ME!! AND IT wASNT SERIOSU!!!

*rolleyes*

Second, you don't get to decide what things mean, even on the internet.

I'm not deciding, I'm reporting.

Third, if you claim someone has Asperger's, you better have evidence to back it up. And if you are joking, you shouldn't joke about that any more than you should call people retards.

Wow, you are one uptight guy aren't you.
Yes, I should and will call people retards for being extremely stupid. That's how the word is used in everyday language in arguments, and if anything makes a connection to actual RETARDS, it's their own fault.
Certainly after receiving the subsequent disclaimer.

FYI, "idiot" is also a medical term for mental retardation, so quit calling me that as well. You hypocrite.

Finally, fuck your insincere emoticons, and fuck your claim that I'm the one insulting people. Seriously, go fuck off.

YO!!
How about you quit claiming that Asperger's is an insult, then we'll talk.