TV's Frink said:
Ask it out, Zig!
I suppose so, but I'm so nervous!
(awkwardly walks up to it)
Me:
Hey uh, lens flare, uh, hi, uh, my name is- uh, Ziggy Stardust.
Would you-
Would you like a uh, cup of coffee or something?
Lens Flare Thing:
Sure!
Me:
Okay then!
(as lens flare thing grabs my phone number, I say something stupid)
I loved Star Trek! (under breath) Dammit!