xhonzi said:
xhonzi said:
Why do I never put things where I'll be able to find them again?
Sometimes, within seconds of last using the TV remote, I have such little idea where it is that it takes me full-on minutes to find it again.
I think the last subconscious thought to go through my brain is- "Well, I'll never need this thing again!" *wub-wub-wub-sound-as-it-soars-over-my-shoulder-into-the-ether"
I've realized it's far more sinister than this!
I think that my subconscious now_self actually has a deep hatred of my future_self and does everything he can to subvert his actions.
NS: Hehheheh... Future_Self will never find the remote, if I hide it from him!
FS: Of course I will! Because I am the future you, I know everything you know!
NS: True! But if I don't pay the slightest bit of attention to where I put the remote, then you won't know BECAUSE I don't know!
FS: NOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo!
NS: Muwahahahahahahahahaaa!
FS: I'll get you for this!
NS: You can't, because by the time you exist, I'll be long gone!
FS: You Bas****!
NS: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAALLLL UUUUULLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTIIIIIMMMMMMMMAAAAAATTTTTTTEEEEEEEEE PPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOWWWWWWEEEEERRRRRR!
FS: Remote! Remote! Come in, TV remote! Argh, WHERE COULD IT BE?!?!?
NS: YOU'LL NEVER FIND IT! Buwhahahahahaha!
I'm not sure why now_self hates future_self so much. Maybe it's because now_self is mad that he doesn't have time to watch TV right now and future_self will.
