TV's Frink said:

My answer: Try to help twooffour in any way, shape, or form.

Yea, you gave a hidden stealth "tip" and then refused to elaborate, or address the fact that your "help" was so incomplete and lacking, it was basically useless.

Big noble helper reached out his hand in help, but the gnomes wouldn't take it. Pfft, not gonna make that mistake again.

What an arrogant, pompous statement, and building a thread around that... how about you said "never gonna make a stupid mistake about the application of quotation marks again"?
But you're not gonna do that, are you.

Alright, here's another one:
"I will never make another contribution in my Sensible Posting thread."
So, how about that? Gonna walk the walk?